Monday, December 24, 2012

Breaking News: Code Red And Green


This just in: We are receiving ground breaking information from the North Pole.

It appears that the elves are  refusing or unable to attend Mr. Clause in the wrapping and loading of presents this evening.

A doctor is in attendance and has detected a strong odor of alcohol on their breath.



This ladies and gentleman may be the end of the world as we know it.


We repeat: Christmas may be delayed this year. 


11 comments:

  1. Someone found the egg nog?

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  2. Loved this bit of levity . . . sleepy eyes tell the story . . .

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  3. ok, it's official: you've completely fallen off the edge into Cat Lady land. I thought the Instagram photo was something for Mr. Baby!!!! This trumps my daughter-in-law's photo of her cat Josie with a Charger's helmet. How I wish I had someone to dress up!!
    kisses and Merry Christmas, Dear Jane!

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  4. Hahahaha. OK, maybe I shouldn't be laughing so hard, that poor defenseless kitty cat. Oh what the hell, hahahahaha! Merry Christmas!

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  5. Very cute! Merry Christmas and Weihnachtsgrüße.

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  6. I told them no Veuev whilst sweeping the workshop here before they left for the North Pole! Have a very merry Christmas and New year full of raucous laughter and fun. Paul xo

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  7. Do you and GG and the lab get elf hats too?
    Hope you have great fun, food and friends over the next few days.

    xo,

    Jen

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  8. So glad you are not at work this afternoon! Love to all - even tthe elves, er, cats. Thinking good thoughts, sending good wishes and love to you and GG. Merry Christmas!!

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  9. Merry Christmas for you and for all your fauna!

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  10. The elves here have been neglecting their duties too; they blame the glowing log fire, the best anaesthetic known to cats or elves.....

    Happy Christmas to you all.

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