Salesman pushing his yogurt/cilantro dip: "Try This"
Customer #1 "I can't, I'm allergic to cilantro".
Customer #2 " I don't do dairy".
And the opening salvo in a 2 week long obsession with all things green: we dye our rivers and our hair, we paint our faces and our streets,we wear "Everybody Loves An Irish Girl" shirt and listen to The Chieftains.
Erin Go Bragh.
You heard it here first....