Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's poppies, or columbine or peonies.
Thou shall not try to pull a dandelion out from the middle of a prickly pear cactus no matter how irritating it is to look at. A handful of cactus needles is ultimately more irritating.
Thou shall not attempt to move 3 small pots of cacti outside at the same time. And if one must, thou shall not try to get the needles out of your thumb with your teeth. Because then they may lodge in your tongue.
Thou shall always have a good pair of tweezers close at hand.
Clearly thou should not do anything but sleep,read and eat for the 2 days immediately following a work binge.