"OMG it's so warm out I can't believe I'm in flip flops at 9:00 at night". ( Can you step it up and stop shuffling along in those shower shoes?)
"Look at that sky, it's so beautiful, a true midnight blue". ( Don't look up, heads down, smell the ground, we're hunting rabbits.)
"What are you looking at"? "Trying to see if its a star or a satellite or a plane". ( OMG, who cares, are there any rabbits on the hill?)
"Where are you"? " Back here. I can't stop smelling this lilac. Is the smell even more intense at night"? (Rabbits have a strong scent. So do squirrels)
"Good dog Nika ". " What a pretty dog, so clean and shiny after her bath". ( Can't believe she gave me a bath yesterday, what's the matter with a quick dip in flood waters, a little mud never hurt anybody. Neat freaks.)
"Next Monday is Flowers In The House. Do you think people will want to do it? It's Easter Monday".
( Please tell her you're going to do it so I don't have to hear another word ab_____SQUIRREL!!!!)
( By the by, this is Jane's cat, she likes pictures of flowers too. We do try to keep her happy..)