" Excuse me, excuse me ( voice rising) EXCUSE ME. Do you work here" I exit cooler with arms full of flowers. I am dressed in a dirty apron, covered in glitter and pine sap and woefully in need of hair cut and color and general cleaning up. Let's hope I work there.
" Yes, may I help you"."I want to order a centerpiece".
" If you go to the front counter someone will take your order".
"No I want to talk to a designer".
" Yes, how may I help you".
"I want a centerpiece, but I hate your centerpieces". " But I don't want to go anywhere else".
" So you want us to make you a centerpiece but you hate our centerpieces?"
" Yours are all squashed down", gestures rather wildly.
" So you want a loose, airy centerpiece?"
"Yes, with those big yellow roses but in red".
So, you want a loose, airy centerpiece", now I'm gesturing also, " with yellow roses but make them red?
"" Yes, and white also"
I'm feeling very Alice In Wonderland at this point.
Today is the winter solstice and a full moon.
Definitely a down the rabbit hole kind of day.