Saturday, November 8, 2014

Everything I Do, I Do It For You.


I have been such a bad blogger that I'm forced to flee to St. Thomas and repent in peace.

Remember what fun I had on Fire Island this summer and suggested that if you haven't been the only woman in a house of gay men you haven't vacationed properly?

I meant every word, so when they rented a house in the Virgin Islands and invited me to join them, well, what's a blonde to do?

Beg off a week at work, find a cheap, direct flight and surrender.

The reluctant flyer flies again.

Throwing all good sense and taste to the wind, I bought two inappropriate
bikinis, tons of sun screen and new sunglasses.

Hopefully a week on the beach, over reading, overeating and laughing too much will return me to this blog a better person, tanned, rested and ready to put my fingers to the keyboard.

I'll have that damn IPad with me so will be able to sit under an umbrella and sip away at something icy while I keep up with your lives.

I make this sacrifice for all of us.

That's the kind of woman I am.





18 comments:

  1. Happy for you. Have fun!!! xoxo

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  2. I almost envy you. Wish you a great and sunny time!

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  3. I love how you are willing to sacrifice yourself for our benefit.

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  4. My kind of girl! Enjoy! (and remember that we are having the coldest weather of the season ... so far!)

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  5. Have a wonderful time! So happy to see you flying!

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  6. Ummmm...bikinis in November? Proud of you for flying and have a fabulous vacation.

    Great picture!

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  7. You are a noble soul. Please don't suffer too much on our account.....

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  8. What a delicious sacrifice! Have fun Jane!

    Madelief x

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  9. You are so kind, Jane. I hope the trip isn't too tough on you.

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  10. I'm so so happy for you Jane! And you got over your fear of flying!! :)
    Have tons of fun! Can't wait to hear/read all about your adventures.

    Love,
    Sophie

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  11. I'm sure your suffering will pay off in heaven. Press on St. Jane! :)

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  12. Tough job, "but someone's gotta do it."
    Looking forward to your correspondent's report with glee.
    Diane in
    18 deg (F) Denver
    (yes, that's right ... 18 (above!))

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  13. Needless to say, we are all awaiting pictures of small but charming you in untoward bikinis.

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  14. "Two inappropriate bikinis" sounds good to me!

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